Well, well, well. What should we talk about?
1. That I’m having a girl (OMG WTF BBQ LOL?)
2. What about the time I took my babymama for her first pedicure and she contracted “contact dermatitis” from the chair? That’s awesome.
3. Or how about how I turned 35?
4. The new patch of gray hair?
5. How about how we went to see Dr. American Psycho for the last time and she gave me, B and our babymama a talk about how she fell in love with Jesus four years ago while riding a horse in meadow?
6. If that isn’t good enough, we could talk about how earlier in the week I had this bump on my head, and it hurt really bad, so I had B look at it and he diagnosed it as an ingrown hair. It kept getting worse and worse, and the pain was spreading across my face, and then I woke up Friday and had lump in my neck the size of walnut. Turns out it’s SHINGLES. Sha-what?
Shingles, motherfuckers. It’s like the universe brings me diamonds and then tells me it’s having an affair.
DUDE!! My husband had a shingles a few weeks ago.. I AM SO SORRY!! eeek.
Has baby mama already had chicken pox? that would be my only concern…
I hope you feel ok… it’s a total pain in the ass. But the good news is that you should be able to blog a lot while you’re home sick!
How the hell are you thirty five?
I don’t know, Denise. I just don’t know.
Shingles … NO FUN. So sorry. My mom has had them a few times and it was horrible. I hope they don’t last!! Stop stressing yourself out friend. xo