Cath is my mom. She is an awesome mom who has some kind of force field around her that jacks up computers, ipods, dvd players, etc. She has the patience of a gnat, and half of her problem is that when she pushes a button she wants instant gratification and when she doesn’t get it she pushes the button 75 more times, in rapid succession, thus jamming up signals and crashing networks. Often, while the networks are crashing she is blaming The Man. None of us know who The Man is, but it is suspected that my father has something to do with it. Also, she is new to social networking services. What this means to you: TONS of good times.
First installment copied straight from cell phone:
Cath: What do IDK and IDC mean?
Me: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Cath: Well you’re a big help. Thanks for nothing.
Me: . . .
Cath: OH! I just realized you were giving me the answer to the question! Thanks!