Synchronizing our calendars:
Me: I am going learn how to play Bunco on the 30th.
Me: At Maria’s little friends house.*
Me: You know Maria?
Me: Her little friend . . .
Him: The super skinny one?
Me: NO. THE LITTLE PERSON!
Him: The midget?
Me: Yes, but people don’t call them that anymore.
Him: We don’t have to be politically correct here, the goal is for me to know what the fuck you are talking about.
Me: Well now you know! When I say “little person” I mean “person formerly known as a midget”.
Him: (BIG SIGH) What was the date again?
*Edited to add: No relation to FUCKING MARIA.