Conversations From A Marriage: Part 5

7 Oct

Synchronizing our calendars:

Me: I am going learn how to play Bunco on the 30th.

Him: Where?

Me: At Maria’s little friends house.*

Him: Who?

Me: You know Maria?

Him: Yes.

Me: Her little friend . . .

Him: The super skinny one?

Me: NO. THE LITTLE PERSON!

Him: The midget?

Me: Yes, but people don’t call them that anymore.

Him: We don’t have to be politically correct here, the goal is for me to know what the fuck you are talking about.

Me: Well now you know! When I say “little person” I mean “person formerly known as a midget”.

Him: (BIG SIGH) What was the date again?

*Edited to add: No relation to FUCKING MARIA.

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2 Responses to “Conversations From A Marriage: Part 5”

  1. T 10/07/2009 at 9:25 pm #

    love it.

  2. papa 10/15/2009 at 12:13 am #

    I loved midget wrestling.

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