I feel like I imagine Nic Cage felt in Leaving Las Vegas, and I haven’t had a drop of alcohol. It’s all the food, a total food hangover. Am I getting old? My body is furious with me that I have had so much refined sugar and salt and fat. My fingers are swollen, my stomach is bloated, my skin is dry and I’m so effing thirsty that I’ve been pounding glasses of water all day. Well, until I got the emergency notice from the water department that there is E coli in the water and all residents should boil water for one minute before drinking it.
Yep. There is shit in my water. Someone shit in my water.
Isn’t that so rude?